This use to be a real blog, but now It's just a place where I talk about Law & Order: SVU, Jewish men and my crippling loneliness.

Also, I'm really embarrassed about blogging. You would think I would quit this, but I can't. It's like that movie about that gay cowboy and that other gay cowboy and how they want to quit each other, but they can't. It's like that with me and my blog. We're just two metaphorical gay cowboys who don't have the ability to quit each other. Except my blog doesn't have the ability to quit me, so it's even more depressing. It's just me, one metaphorical gay cowboy, not being able to quit an inanimate object.

I'm not gay and I'm not a cowboy, but I think you get what I mean.

Heather Ledger was so hot in that movie.

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