I mean, I don’t know. Probably Leonard here has a personal assistant running his tumblr and that PA just follows everyone to get the word out that L-Kravitz has a tumblr?
But I’m just going to pretend that Lenny Kravitz enjoys my tumblr. He’s just really into it. He stays up into the early morning hours reading pages and pages of my blog, only stopping to write songs about my tumblr and also to take pictures of his really nice ass.
Listen, Leonard, here are the straight up facts: You have a lot of money. I want a Mattress Room. Together we can make this work. Together we can make my dream a reality.
